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This young man inherits a parrot and from the time he brings it home the bird wont shut up!! Every word out of its mouth is a lude or rude comment, cursing constantly. After a few days the young man can not take the foul words coming from this birds mouth. In a heated rage he throws the bird in the freezer. the bird is in the freezer screaming and cursing and all of a sudden got really quiet. The young man scared that he might have injured the bird opens the door. the bird slowly climbs up his arm and and says" my dear sir I am sorry for anything I have said to you that might have offended you. Please accept my apologies, but may I ask.... What did the chicken do!!"
Category: Main / Other Jokes / Bathroom
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How many Blondes does it take to screw in a Lightbub?
11; one to screw in the lightbub and 10 to read How to screw in a lightbub for Dunnies
Category: Main / Other Jokes
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Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 3.17 based on 19 votes
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