Walking along the beach Post a Reply | Views: 212 | Started By: Maybe | Replies: 1 So I took my poochie downt the beach yesterday evening. Our usual spot. She's thinks it belongs to her. Anyway, there was this young couple out on the beach having a romantic walk. Actually, they were standing there aggressivly sucking face.What does my dog do? She runs over and sticks her nose up the guys butt. Woohoo!! The couple thought it was really funny after they figured out what happend and they spent a couple of seconds telling my poochie how beautiful and funny she is. A couple of pets a few kind words ... everything was fine again. The couple got back to sucking face and my poochie and I continued on down the beach.25 Yards down the beach, Poochie gets her "I'm gonna do something I know you don't want me to do" look and goes flying back up the beach to the kissy face couple. She sniffs a few shoes, circles a couple of times and proceeds to take a big dump about two feet away from them. At this point, the couple laughs a little bit and then they move about 50 yards down the beach while I pick up after my dog. I guess they didn't find that part as amusing as the goose. I thought it was funny though Just like a really good action movie, it doesn't end there. A group of about 8 people were walking down the beach past the lip-locked couple and they all broke out in applause. A few cat calls later, the cute little couple headed off the beach towards ... ah, who knows.

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I would likr to write my own end up with one of those Hollywood endings, but that could go both ways: either Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, or Michael Douglas and Glenn Close. So there it is. Taking my lawn mower in to be fixed. Having the repair shop employees load the lawn mower into my trunk, see Sun in the backseat, exclaim about how adorable he is - and then realize that he was making passionate love to his stuffed koala and turn bright red and walk away. Hired a dog trainer for Sun about 5 years ago when I was still uninformed that 1. He is smarter than most humans, and 2. Really stubborn. Anyway, was meeting with the guy in the living room, noticed that Sunshine was missing and quiet. Walked the guy into my entry room, and woohoo there's Sun making passionate love to his coat. I'm still not sure what Miss Manners would recommend that one says in a situation like that.The good news is he does not hump people's legs. Why would he when there are so many attractive coats and stuffed animals in the world? "I was a highly respected Watcher, now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily." - Giles Responded: JoJo