Computers are Like Men... - In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. - They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. - They have a lot of data but are still clueless. - As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model. - They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Computers are Like Women... - No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. - The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. - Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. - As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. - You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong. Comment | Views: 220 | Added By: Guest | Comments: 0

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