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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
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Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
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Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
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During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.
Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
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