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A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
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A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
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Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?
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Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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