|
Pages: 1 2 3 4 Next
-
|
What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in the car?
He breaks the window to get the bass player out.
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
-
|
"Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician."
"Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both."
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
-
|
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
-
|
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
-
|
Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
-
|
An efficiency consultant gave his critique of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony:
1 All 12 violins played the same notes. This is unnecessary duplication. Their number should be cut.
2 For a considerable period oboe players had nothing to do. Their number should be reduced and their work spread evenly among other staff.
3 No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that was already handled by the strings. If such redundancies were eliminated, the concert could be cut 20 minutes.
4 The symphony has two movements. Mr. Schubert should have been able to achieve his musical goals in one.
Conclusion: If Mr. Schubert had paid attention to these matters, he would have had time to finish the symphony.
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
-
|
A viola player was returning from a gig, and, feeling tired, decided to stop at a roadside cafe for a rest and a cup of coffee. Halfway through the cup he remembered he'd left his viola on the passenger's seat of the car. He rushed outside... but it was too late... someone had broken the window and put two more violas on the rear seat!
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
-
|
What does a viola player make not to look ridiculous?
He puts his viola into a violin box.
Don Sergio, who sent me this joke, says that it sounds great in french, so here it is:
Comment fait un altiste pour ne pas avoir l'air riducule?
Il met son alto dans un étui à violon!
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
-
|
What's the definition of a string quartet?
One good violinist, one bad violinist, one really bad violinist who became a violist, and one cellist who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
-
|
One can't judge Wagner's opera Lohengrin after a first hearing, and I certainly don't intend hearing it a second time.
Gioacchino Rossini
|
|
|
Comments: 0 | Read or Post your comment | Rating: 0.00 based on 0 votes
|
Pages: 1 2 3 4 Next
All Categories:
|
