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	Chef: Any cook who swears in French.   Cast you Vote:
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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye. How many waitresses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the manager. How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up." How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.   Cast you Vote:

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	Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!   Cast you Vote:
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	A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"   Cast you Vote:
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	Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"   Cast you Vote:
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	Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!   Cast you Vote:
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	Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow".   Cast you Vote:
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Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself." The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, "really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!" The other one replied, "What are you complaining for; you have it, don't you?" Raymod Smullyan, "What Is the Name of This Book?"   Cast you Vote:

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	Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.   Cast you Vote:
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	"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "o you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."   Cast you Vote:
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