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You might be a redneck if... You or one of your relatives is named Cletus.
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You might be a redneck if... Your grandfather can sense a storm coming by a mysterious twitching in his knee.
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You might be a redneck if... You have to stop a leak in your flatbottom boat with gum and chewing tobacco.
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You might be a redneck if... You have to pay your hair care professional in weekly installments of $3.00.
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You might be a redneck if... The make, model, and license plate number of your truck are obscured by a layer of mud.
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You might be a redneck if... You have got more bumper stickers than children.
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You might be a redneck if... Your wife has ever taken two pairs of shoes to a funeral: one pair to trudge thru the wet Georgia red clay between the house and the pickup, and the other pair to wear at the funeral.
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You might be a redneck if... You have ever been in a funeral where the flower truck was a pickup, particularly if it belonged to one of the family, more particularly if it was yours.
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You might be a redneck if... You have ever had to stop at a car wash on the way to a funeral to wash the dump dirt from the back of your pickup so you can use it as a flower truck.
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You might be a redneck if... Your clawfoot bathtub has ever been unusable because your wife was using it as a brooder.
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