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Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
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Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
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Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long.
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Project Management is like pushing a wheelbarrow of frogs to market.
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Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead.
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Quality assurance doesn't.
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Quit while your still behind.
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Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of principle.
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Real programmers don't announce how many times the operations department called them last night.
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Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don't know any other language.
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