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A man's best friend is his dog. That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.
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If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first.
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A rose by any other name would stick you just as bad and draw just as much blood when you grab a thorn.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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Why not modern Latin: VENI, VEDI, VISA - I came, I saw, I shopped.
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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