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"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday"
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"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!"
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"Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!"
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"I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!"
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"A travel agent offered me a 21 day special. He told me I would fly from New York to London. Then from Tokyo back to New York. I asked him...how am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo? He told me . . . that is why we give you 21 days.
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"Another travel agent told me I could spend 7 nights in Hawaii...No days..just nights."
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"My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good."
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"My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said...did you see the guy that did it? She said ... No, but I got the license plate."
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"A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!"
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I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much."
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