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Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
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If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
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It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
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What is it that makes a compete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
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Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions' and it you got a different 'impression' so what, can't we all be brothers?
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Probably to a shark about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he's going?!
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Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.
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It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
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If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
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When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
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