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"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She uses a septic tank for a toilet."
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"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She was known as a two bagger. That's when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks"
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"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I bent down to pet her cat only to find that it was the hair on her legs."
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"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I took her to a dog show and she won first prize."
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"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her."
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"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She looks like she came in second in a hatchet fight!"
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"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... The last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a hook on the end of it."
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I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She has a face like a saint - A saint bernard!"
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"One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy...Hey buddy...why are you doing that for? He said..Because you came home early."
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"My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah..my wife just broke up with her boyfriend."
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